I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
(Source: lrvin, via epic-humor)
I hopped off the plane at LAX
and it was in that moment I realized I boarded the wrong flight and would miss the birth of my first child
so I put my hands up
(via epic-humor)
so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away
anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away
so im just gonna walk around like this forever
“HEY GUYS”
(via boobs-and-champagne)